Hope the move went well Donald
Re: Hope the move went well Donald
An alternative view from North America...
Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD) ?
TURD is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of
November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and
uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to
Make America Great Again.
TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many,
both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that his opposition candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health that she had to be chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership of the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Treatment requires that they be separated from their like-minded support apparatus. They cannot begin the process of accepting reality while in the presence of the delusion and irrationality of others in the "Everyone should get a trophy generation". Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD) ?
TURD is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of
November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and
uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to
Make America Great Again.
TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many,
both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that his opposition candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health that she had to be chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership of the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Treatment requires that they be separated from their like-minded support apparatus. They cannot begin the process of accepting reality while in the presence of the delusion and irrationality of others in the "Everyone should get a trophy generation". Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
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Re: Hope the move went well Donald
It follows that 'hell' is a fairy story to make you afraid of the dark...Big Daddy wrote:
At this rate, you won't be going to heaven Neil...
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Club Technical Information Officer
A30/A35 Club Member A191 (since 1972)
Father of the club's only love child
A30/A35 Club Member A191 (since 1972)
Father of the club's only love child
- Neil Evans
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- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:06 am
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Re: Hope the move went well Donald
Great line from JP: "If you can't be ar*ed to vote, why should we be ar*ed to listen to your political point of view ?"...
Brand's argument demonstrates why voting is important.
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Re: Hope the move went well Donald
How long will trump last ?
Anyone fancy a sweepstake ?
Anyone fancy a sweepstake ?
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Impeachment or assassination
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Re: Hope the move went well Donald
So it's not just a single answer here to receive the jackpot, it's month and method !Big Daddy wrote:Impeachment or assassination
He might do a Maxwell/Lucan !
When is it you are going across ?
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Re: Hope the move went well Donald
Bookies are giving odds on that he'll be impeached before the end of his first term. Interesting times.
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THE PARROT SPEAKS
During a lull between the speeches at the recent presidential swearing-in ceremony, Melania Trump leant over to chat with the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.
"You know, I bought Donald a parrot for Christmas. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realise that he just speaks the words, ...he doesn't really understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Melania replied, "Neither does the parrot."
During a lull between the speeches at the recent presidential swearing-in ceremony, Melania Trump leant over to chat with the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.
"You know, I bought Donald a parrot for Christmas. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realise that he just speaks the words, ...he doesn't really understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Melania replied, "Neither does the parrot."
Re: Hope the move went well Donald
Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary
After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary,” replied President Trump.
After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary,” replied President Trump.